Things my brothers have taught me that have nothing to do with my art...

My brother Charlie, he's the middle child, told me that all things in the world are made up of molecules and all molecules are made up of water. This being the case, it should not be shocking to you that when  someone farts and you smell it, you are in fact also eating it. Just to prove this point, he once demonstrated it for me on an elevator. This is what I learned that day: 1. There is no way to escape an elevator unless you are carrying a rope and a grappling hook while in said elevator and 2. Never ride on an elevator with my brother Charlie.

"Love Stinks" - Pastel/Foam core board

Many years ago, my oldest brother Craig told me that Life's a shit sandwich and you take a bigger bite everyday. When I asked him how his job was going he replied, "Work? Work sucks, that's why they have to pay people to do it."  For the most part, I believe both of these statements to be true. He also told me never to hit anyone bigger than myself because they might just hit you back and it's gonna hurt.  That, I know for a fact, is true. 

"I Can't Remember if Half of What I say is True" -Pastel

In conclusion, for today, I raise my glass (bottle) and continue to ponder the meaning of life.